Posts Tagged ‘subway’

New York’s Subway Air Sniffers

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

That weird device in New York City’s subway system from the previous post? It’s an air quality monitor.

After a few dead-end phone calls and e-mails to the NYC DEP, I finally walked up to a police officer at the Union Square precinct, which is just a fart away from the machine (pun intended). Rough transcript of our conversation:

Me: Excuse me, what the heck is that machine out there?

Cop: It’s an air testa’, you know, to make sure there nuthin’ bad we’re breathin’ in.

Me: Do you know what it’s looking for or measuring, specifically?

Cop: Bad stuff. Stuff you don’t wanna breathe in.

Me: Like radon? Or aerosols? Or…?

Cop: Bad stuff, so we don’t get hurt down here.

Thanks for that explanation, because I had previously thought to myself, the subway is full of wonderful-smelling, healthy air particles. Such as brake dust, excrement, urine, vomit, etc.

Captain obvious aside, Cosmopolitanaut Kaylen also verified this conclusion in my previous post. She would know. She processes the data they generate.

But even Kaylen raised the point: how does it work? (more…)

What’s the frak is at NYC’s Union Square subway stop?

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

device in Union Square subway station with NYC DEP logo on sideEvery day — make that twice a day — a vexing questions pops into my head as I stroll through Union Square’s subway stop en route to work:

What the heck is this thing/device/contraption?

Obviously a big “New York City Department of Environmental Protection” is slapped across the side. But Google University doesn’t seem to help… the best that comes up is a noise detector (i.e. for loud noises that may harm riders).

It can’t be that lame… or could it?

My neighbor Patrick suspects that it’s an anti-terrorism device.* A bomb sniffer, perhaps? A biological weapons detector? A vacuum to suck up only terrorists as they walk by, ala Ghost Busters?

The puzzling part is the cup on the top, not to mention that all of the goodies are locked up in steel boxes.

Other guesses include a mosquito catcher, an air quality monitor, a data relay (for information collection on tracks?), or a make-people-who-use-the-subway-go-insane-because-they-can’t-figure-out-what-this-ha-ha-ha device.

If you have a guess, or better yet know what this is, please put ‘er in the comments section.

* Let’s hope I haven’t broken any law by writing this…